Oh, we are so back...

Season Three? Well don't mind if I do!

I’ll be honest with you, I thought, for a fleeting moment, that perhaps I wouldn’t do it again. That maybe I didn’t have the strength—or honestly, the time. That our journey together would stay memorialized in the hallowed halls of this newsletter, and I didn’t really need to resurrect it. But as the fates would have it, I suddenly found myself freed from some work commitments (in a good way, not in lay off way, don’t fret!) and crucially, I was blessed with screeners. Who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

Your first recap will be in your inboxes bright and early on Thursday, September 14th (who the hell decided this show is now a Wednesday drop??? What does that even mean for streaming show??) and until then, please watch the trailer and consider these points:

• John Hamm’s helicopter entrance— where the fuck is that little gathering taking place?

• I love Stella’s haircut, but I already miss the sweatshirt blazer.

• Noted Lesbian Laura Peterson glaring at Bradley on a red carpet????

• Alex is gonna fuck John Hamm huh?

• Cory on an ATV? Why??????

• WHAT OTHER SECRETS ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT??? Last season Alex was in Maine, then trapped on set couch while Daniel sang at her, yelled at Marcia Gay Harden in Vegas, went to Italy, came home and got COVID?? What secrets???

• WHERE IS MARCIA GAY HARDEN!!!!!?????????