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I know I am usually here to slide into your inboxes and make jokes about one of the silliest shows imaginable. I do plan to return next week—and you’ll…
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S3 Episode 07: Strict Scrutiny
You’re about the same age he was……when he left us. The eerie, haunting strains of Annie Lennox’s “I Put A Spell on You” coming right on the heels of the…
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S3 Episode 06: The Stanford Student
We're in furious agreement.
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S3 Episode 05: Love Island
Do you have any idea what it's like to get clean on Zoom??
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September 2023

S3 Episode 04: The Green Light
uba’s assassin in athleisure wear
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S3 Episode 03: White Noise
UBA Leaks Dot Com!
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S3 Episode 02: Ghost In The Machine
Did you fuck a predator?
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S3 Episode 01: The Kármán Line
Well, since you're in the neighborhood... wanna go to space?
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August 2023

Oh, we are so back...
Season Three? Well don't mind if I do!
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November 2021

Episode 10: Fever
Is there anyone out there who is perceiving the world from somewhere other than inside their own body?
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Episode 09: Testimony
I’m gonna be cancelled, Cory.
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Episode 08: Confirmations
It only happened twice? Wow. Thanks for that.
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