When a little program called The Morning Show dropped on Apple TV+ in the fall of 2019, I started it on a lark. A whim, if you will. “I like a shiny prestige drama with Actresses™, why not give it a shot,” I thought.

Ah, an innocent time.

Honestly, the tweets speak for themselves. I started appreciating it as a bit— well, and because Jennifer Aniston angry was surprisingly erotic to me— and then it was just so strange, so utterly…everything and also nothing? I couldn’t help but become…perhaps unhealthily invested.

So join me as I recap Season Two, delight in the lines of dialogue I have selected as the most unwell, the best sounds of distress that Jen makes, and of course, the best outerwear.